We guarantee you the most experienced laboratory semen detection test completed in the shortest period of time at the lowest cost or it's free. 

Our goal is to investigate all legitimate competitive offers to insure our prices and services continue to excel above all others.  

What we offer

• Our price is $199 and includes semen detection by PSA and AP, sperm by microscopic inspection, and human saliva detection.  Blood detection is also included on all male underwear and bed linens.

• Ninety-eight percent of our test are completed within 24 hours (Monday-Friday).  

• We have published over 2100 semen detection reports.  You will receive a written notarized report.

• We provide customers the timeframe of intercourse when ladies panties and feminine pads test positive for semen or sperm.

• We have performed semen detections for almost 10 years.

• We perform the most sensitive PSA test available (documented by crime lab qualification of available PSA tests).

What our guarantee requires as proof for a free test

• A written quote with the price and services performed by our competitor.

• The name, physical address, and contact information of the company.

• An example of a completed report report from the competitive company.  Customer data may be deleted for privacy reasons.  See our reporting section for examples of our actual test reports.

Exclusions

• This guarantee does not apply for semen detection testing performed outside the United States.

• The physical location of the company where the test is performed is mandatory.  We have discovered claims made by individuals working out of their apartment without an education, background, or formal training and all shipping is to/from a PO box. 

• One company may offer an AP test for $100, another may offer a saliva detection for $100, we will beat these prices by at least $10 but you will only receive the same services (partial test).